Monday, June 7, 2021

Monday Mischief: The Poopy Pizza Box

Meows from Mudpie!

Yes, the pizza box is still on our kitchen floor. I've been sleeping on it every single day and Mommy hasn't had the heart to take it from me so she just steps around it.

But on Saturday afternoon something horrible happened. I had to make a litter box deposit and a you-know-what got stuck to my little bottom. I rubbed my tushie on the bathroom rug to dislodge the you-know-what, but only managed to spread it up my tail!

In a panic I streaked through the house and landed on my beloved pizza box, but when I sat down on it the you-know-what left a stain there too!!!

Needless to say, I got a massive butt wash and combing, and Mommy even washed off my pizza box with a bit of soap, but for a few hours I avoided the box. When I finally got back on it I stayed on the half that hadn't been soiled. By evening it had aired out sufficiently that I slept there all night. (I punished Mommy for the butt wash by not sleeping with her.)

I hope your weekend was less stressful than mine! 

16 comments:

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Ugh, that was an unfortunate incident, Mudpie! I'm glad all is well now.

Mickey's Musings said...

Yikes! That did not sound like fun!
Mum sometimes sprinkles Restoralax on my foods if I have,um, litterbox poop issues.
Good to hear your box was saved.
Purrs, Julie

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

Well, we dont wanna brag about it or annything, but sometimes we get "Klingons around Uranas", so ta speak. An SOMETIMES, TBT will take damp tissues and wipe us. We hate that.

But he says it is better that way than shamUNPOOing the carpet.

Patricia T said...

Poor Mudpie! You’re obviously much better being cleaned up than the furry Floof at my house. What a fight when it happens!

The Island Cats said...

Aw, Mudpie, that doesn't sound like fun at all. But at least you still have your pizza box.

Rene said...

Sometimes "it" happens. sounds like your mom was prepared.

pilch92 said...

What an awful ordeal. I think your mommy needs to order another pizza to make up for the butt wash. :)

Sandee said...

You punished mommy? I laughed out loud. You're most adorable, Mudpie.

Have a purrfect day and week. My best to your mom. ♥

Catscue Cat Mom said...

MOL! That story is too funny! (and all too familiar, glad that kind of thing doesn't only happen at my house).

Brian said...

Dang, it's certainly time to order more pizza!

Leah said...

Funny! Yep, we've had similar events here, glad all is cleaned up and freshened now, Mudpie!

Eastside Cats said...

Butt washes happen, Mudpie...just shrug it off, girlfriend.

Marv, Jo Jo, Komo, Cinnamon & Angel Nellie said...

Clingons are NOT fun! Especially if your furs are longish! We are glad that your Mom cleaned off your butt and your box for you. Our Mom would have said, "To heck with that!" and put the pizza box in the compost! Your Mom is a keeper!

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

That happened a lot to Bear within the last year, Mudpie. Don't tell him I told you. He didn't appreciate my attempts to help him in that respect either. We're glad your Mommy was able to save your box ... that should win her some points.

The Menagerie Mom said...

Mudpie, the other day Evan had a bit of urinary incontinence in his favorite box. This here human savagely deemed it unsalvageable and threw the box out. Can you believe the horror? We're so glad you still have your pizza box! And that you and it are nice and clean. Purrs!

Cleo said...

Funny- the other night after using my facilities I must've stepped in some of my, uh, poo because mom noticed small brown spots across the floor that she first thought was blood. As usual she had dad inspect it up close and they realized what it was. Maybe a little stuck to my fur until I got out of the box. Who knows. At least I have them to clean up after me.